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Good just wants to fuck. Why else are girls so sexy? Checkmate Christians.
The trolling response is obvious if you grew up around teenagers playing with this idea:
- Men developed faster than women.
- Men started as women in the womb then were able to develop past it.
- God created a first draft in Adam, then said "i bet I could do it better a 2nd time, and I won't start from scratch this time"
- There is always a first child when it comes to siblings. "rolls eyes"
- Well Adam was the first, so there was no bloodlust. Due to eating the fruit, well there was a grudge match scheduled for having the time-out from paradise and introduction of death/bad/good/children - The terms of the grudge match were laid out: fruit of the woman to crush the snake.
God owed Naughtius Maximus a favor.
sorry, is there any writing.. that said god needs maria?
Not her specifically, but some woman as Jesus was to be God's one and only direct son. As in, not made by magic but born out of a person, to be and live as a mortal. So God asked this woman and she said yes, because of the implication.
Probably same reason that you can't send file to your friend using localhost.
It's simple, God was actually Aliens, and Adam was an android while Jesus was a human, so they had to inseminate real woman in his case.
Who was the fake woman they inseminated in the other case?
Jesus wasn't human. He was obviously from a different species, that is why he was never able to reproduce.
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