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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Im a big fan of his anti-Bond role in the Matador. There he plays the least suave non-governement assasin that never finds love. And I love that role...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or make him a Bond villain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This.

They can even have him return as the same Bond that defected when he learned that the "good" guys are the bad guys. Then they can do the classic dropping of the curtain and new Bond questions everything he knows because everything old Bond is saying holds water.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm not sure brosnan is canon anymore. But Brosnan as a bone villain would be incredible to see.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

bone villain

We have an action scene, then boom, cut to hard core penetration. Then another action scene, back to full penetration, and it just keeps flipping back and forth until the movie just kinda, ends.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bond is a title, not a person. They can do whatever they want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's a fan theory that was disproven multiple times (even though it would make the series more interesting)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Or a Bond girl. Either as a transwoman or make Bond gay, I'm not picky.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He was in my opinion the best Bond, but he got the worst scripts and directors.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

GoldenEye begs to differ, imo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Golden eye was good, but the last one...wtf was going on with the ice and all the colors and so on. Kinda reminds me of Batman and Robin with Mr, freeze.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Goldeneye was the last classic bond movie, with the classic gadgets and classic Soviet villains and storyline. I could picture Connery in Goldeneye and it would work. It was so great.

After that they went all modern and weird

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Clearly this is the correct suggestion. Could even tie it in with the story.
"Former 007 agent unhappy with the way the world goes, changes sides and becomes supervillain. He knows everything 007 knows, because he's been one!"

Practically writes itself.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Wait, it is? I thought I had seen that movie?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"For England, James?”

"No. Tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, and I’d rather die another day with a golden eye on my own terms. This one is for me.”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather see them make Bond a black lesbian. To make MRA's and Incels lose their minds.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah that worked sooo fucking well for a bunch of recent reboots. to quote south park: "just put a chick in it and make her gay"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Do you need some Copium, sweetheart? Just watching you Alpha Chads whine like bitches would make it worth it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

An aged 007 trying to retire, and then there's a world crisis where James Bond and Ethan Hunt have to team up... I'd watch that