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Anon is a truck driver (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Anon missed a chance to get the cookie hooked on drugs and force it to perform while paying it with a bag each night.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

I'd say he had some cookies for himself, and it sounds a bit like those cookies had some interesting ... herbal ... ingredients.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I want my 53 seconds back

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

What a strangely obtuse way to refer to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

i need the thing he is smoking

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is bat country!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dunt-dunt-du~n.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Can oysters live in a lake?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Mussels can

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Anon is mental

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well that's very un professional from Anon to open his inventory and bring it into the cabin.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Man, if someone can't shoot Trump, could they at least shoot her? Idk if there's a single person running who is more vile than Kari Lake. I fucking hated her as a news anchor, I hate her as a Trump brown-noser even more.

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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