Finally a lighter that won't get stolen
this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2024
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And some bogan will still "acidentally" pocket the damn thing after I loan it
stop loaning them. light it for them instead.
The best solution to this that I've seen was a system where the lighter was hanging from a string on a hook in the ceiling.
It had enough slack that it could reach the couch and table comfortably, but no one would absent mindedly pocket the thing.
also seen them taped to an empty beer bottle
hmmm, I could do that with one of those retractable badge holder cables on my belt actually. They can grab and light it themselves but i'll be fucked if they'll walk off with it.
Found the aussie
You know whoever made that is carrying it around with them just to make that joke when someone asks for a lighter.
100 percent worth it
Flick your brick
“I call it a loudener” - Sledgehammer
The heavier...the fewer.......
Ima break my bong with this shit