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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (10 children)

Slightly modified doohickey

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well that's downright demonic

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You might even say it's the core of demon...onic s-stuff

fuck

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

You tried, that's what matters ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Looks pretty rad to me

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes that's a TE3 with rubber tires. I will not be taking questions

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fuck me but I have questions though

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My guess is that they can kind of steer it by driving only the right or left side wheels. It's diesel electric so they could individually control each wheel motor.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Although I'm a big fan of a good old fashioned killdozer.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

a killamajig.

Nice word you have there. Would be a shame if someone stole it

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that a model rocket with knives attached?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Youtube honeypot??

Not sure if this counts, but I feel like I'd be put on a list for watching this

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like I just wrote in another comment, I'm a doohickey anarchist: anything you think is a doohickey is a doohickey.

I feel like I'd be put on a list for watching this

You're saying that like it's a bad thing

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think you'd be short a few fingers if you tried firing a live round from that thing.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Ah the one that melted it's pilot!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Scorpion rocket launcher. (This one is legitimately neat. YES, the designers know what backblast is, and the design redirects it to the side and away from the shooter. NO, the launcher is not permanently attached to the M16, it fixes using the bayonet lug and goes on and off just as quickly.)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Idk i made this a while ago from parts I had laying around in my room. Let's say I'm terrified when I use it...

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

One detail I love in the later Ender's Game books involves teleporting a properly apocalyptic bomb into a very small room with the people who launched it. One of them pops it open and basically clicks Disarm > Are You Sure? > Yes.

I think it's Ender himself who asks '... is that all?' The guy's like 'Oh, yeah. We made it very easy to turn off.'

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This machine kills fascists.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I had no idea the Shinzo Abe thing was a doohickey. I take it that's not a regular bullet? How did it work?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

I went digging and found this fairly detailed article on it https://armamentresearch.com/craft-produced-firearm-used-to-assassinate-shinzo-abe/

The dude had more doohickeys too! This picture of a cop holding one looks cyberpunk as fuck:

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