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Always try sudo (programming.dev)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Whoops, stopped the lungs process instead of the cardiac arrest process.

Actually you really want to restart the heart service, right? sudo systemd restart heart

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Depends on who's working the terminal, nano vs vim difference

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

btw I use Arch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Top-tier endangerment bait lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Just turn him off and on again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That command syntax looks kind of like how Skyrim's scripting console works, and gods help us if reality is a Bethesda game! (Kind of, if you added string-parsing based overloads and, for some reason, a command-syntax sudo keyword.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Need something?

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