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[–] [email protected] 135 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

street wet, mind blown... door stuck? is that what comes next?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

LMAO I don't know how I've never seen that before, but I'm dying over here!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wow, what a trip. There's a bit further down the interview where they discuss Jean-Luc Godard's "anti-semitism" which I'd never heard about. Looked it up and actually, he's extremely anti-zionist, go figure. The more things change the more they stay still.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not an American thing that's a movie/TV making 101 thing, it's for lighting reasons at night, I guess it's this person's first day watching movies.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I was literally in a movie recently with inexplicably wet streets, and the director said it was because the extra reflected light looks great on film.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, and it does. It's WAY more eye catching.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago

Water fall from sky

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

The streets are wet so it's easier to perform stunt driving.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

It's the only way to make these godawful stroads look somewhat nice.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Continuity. You can't make wet streets dry, but you can make dry streets wet.

Plus it makes for nice reflections.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Best answer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

same reason it’s always raining during funerals

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

... it rained recently?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's just the road dew, don't worry about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That road is in way too good of shape to be Seattle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is true. Seattle roads are shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Lol, if only the monorail was not only 2 stops from the space needle to downtown. I guess to encourage light rail and busses?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Your guys' roads don't sweat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That’s sadness. Modern American cinema is not subtle.