Does the cat crash if it nudges it twice and it’s on the floor?
this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.
It's common cat knowledge.
That is what causes a greeble overflow error
While thing.location != The floor; do nudge(4)
If it's anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.
One of my cats' version of that flowchart replaces "nudge it" with "hit it with your butt" and "rubs it with your face".
Nah, that's still nudging. Your cat just chooses to make it more interesting by not using her peets every time.
Cats deeply understand that their primary purpose in life is to increase entropy.
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