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[–] [email protected] 182 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This would unironically work on me

[–] [email protected] 113 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine so

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

We call those "marital aids"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (3 children)

At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Tbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

"But you didn't tell me the safe word"

"That's not the safe word either"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 4 months ago (2 children)

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

Rust and Bust.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago

I think that's just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

The image was modified, I think the original said something like "we're gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago

I'm still down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Thats so much better 😭

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the original text was about ham radio.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Check this guy out, doesn't even have any radio equipment in his IDE

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My shoes were already off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

So it's like slightly more responsible Python

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

But I'm scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can't I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you'll never want to leave. Never leave... Always elm.... Lovely lovely elm....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Hey lady don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's funny because it's true.

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