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[–] [email protected] 133 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope this is just a joke and she didn’t dox her mom for internet points.

[–] [email protected] 156 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

she didn't, to protect her mom's identity she ~~expluded~~ excluded the fact that she was born in 1969 and her real email is [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

lol, no idea where that came from

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Expluded - Excluded by way of explosion.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (5 children)

XXXX-04-20 is the birthday of a famous Austrian painter by the way

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if he had gotten some formal training, he might have had a bigger impact on the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Is that a threat?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You have a problem with dogs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Pretty bad actually

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Well in a way he's also famous for smoking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

My birthday is the day after, so I've always been glad I don't share a birthday with him!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

He had a funny mustache and somehow people think his ideas weren't all that bad 80 years later.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well, I know I can't think of a better email than that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah I'm jealous.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm now pissed off that it's taken ☹️

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

who the fuck puts their fucking bday month/day in the username?? Year is bad enough but wow. I'm sure this is fake tho so

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Question marks are apparently not a thing anymore

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Question marks are overrated, so are commas and periods And now that we are at it mst ppl cn ndrstnd wrttn txt jst fn wtht wvls s lts jst drp thm t

prd

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

wtht wvls

I don't know about you but I really need those weevils to make sense of writing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago