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A North Wales village has been mildly scandalised by four letters mown into grass onto a children’s playing field. At first glance they appear to spell "COOK" but residents insist the word is altogether ruder.

The guerilla graffiti in Ewloe, Flintshire, has become the talk of the village, causing widespread shock and hilarity. The culprit’s identity is a mystery but he or she has been labelled Deeside’s answer to Britain’s best-known subversive artist. “Has Banksy bought himself a lawnmower?” wondered one local when he shared pictures online.

Now one knows exactly why the 50ft-long letters were mown neatly in grass on Big Park playing fields in the St David’s area of Ewloe. As they are so neat, it’s assumed a ride-on mower was used - and that confusion was created by the tyre tracks it left when adding a second letter “C”. “It definitely doesn’t say “cook,” confirmed one resident.

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Later aerial photos confirmed the word as being obscene or poultry-related.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I mean, my first impression was that it said "cock"...

I feel sorry for the locals who are "mildly scandalised" - perhaps we should start a GoFundMe to help them through this troubling time.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Thoughts and prayers.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Let's face it, it's unlikely to be the only massive cock in Wales.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

They should just change the town's name to Cock.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Or Coch. Pronounced the same and is Welsh for "red". Hence, Castell Coch.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Oh, that's a good one. XD

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

No one knows exactly why...

The word was cut in grass on a kids' playing field that had been the subject of previous complaints about a lack of mowing

Answered your own question there, eh?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Points for spelling it out rather than just drawing one.

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