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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

An avalanche of boredom ensues.

Also a great disappointment in my interest in Linux memes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not much probably, even discounting the fact that I have no girlfriend I am so bad at keeping files ordered that it is pretty hard to actually find stuff by following file paths and even then the most incriminating things that I have are just loads of pirated games.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i haven't hidden files from my pass two girlfriends. the had complete access to my computer, and i showed them where all the risque stuff was at. while i dont have one now, if i had a girlfriend, we'd probably have some kinky sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What would my girlfriend possibly want to do with my awful photography?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She would learn what I have planned for the next dnd session but otherwise not much

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Damn, you reminded me that I have to plan one as well. Any cool ideas for a one-off that anyone wants to share? We got a total beginner who wants to dip his toes in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah and she's the new player for me, this would be a really unfair advantage. And she would know who her characters Dad is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In my case, not just the next session, he would find out what the big mystery is and also all the secrets of the other characters.
But I don't think he would read any of it, he loves D&D too much to spoil himself :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nice try, Lady.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

She gets to enjoy a ton of porn, all of the songs I've written, all my games, some anime.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I don’t have a girlfriend, does it go to my closest female friend or to my wife?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Y'all saving this stuff locally?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Most probably outcome from her face; disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

i have a girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I die most likely

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