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[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Misleading headline. NASA accidentally broadcast a simulated ISS distress message.

Two very different things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

On my way!

But seriously, what could they realistically do?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hear Elon Musk is looking for an excuse to leave the planet. Coincidently, I'M ALSO looking for an excuse for Elon Musk to leave this planet.

Where we have differing viewpoints is on if Musk should then be allowed to RETURN to this planet. I vote nay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Nothing would come of it. Ppl would just tell him his rescue plan was stupid then he'd call them all pedophiles and do fuck all

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Send nukes. That may hold off the aliens long enough for Jeff Goldblum and Slappy Smith to get in there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nudes might be more effective. Flood them with porn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Help is on the way, dear!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Yesterday, a NASA livestream falsely indicated that an ISS astronaut was experiencing decompression sickness (DCS), a potentially life-threatening condition, ahead of a scheduled spacewalk.

NASA broadcast an emergency situation on board the ISS on Wednesday at 6:32 p.m., with a voice from ground control asking to put an unnamed “commander” in his spacesuit for hypobaric treatment after being exposed to increased pressure.

About an hour later, the space agency clarified that there was no emergency situation on the ISS; instead the aired audio was from a simulation channel on the ground “indicating a crew member was experiencing effects related to decompression sickness,” NASA wrote on X.

“This audio was inadvertently misrouted from an ongoing simulation where crew members and ground teams train for various scenarios in space and is not related to a real emergency,” NASA added.

Decompression sickness, also known as the bends, typically occurs with change in pressure during scuba diving and can sometimes affect astronauts during spacewalks, forming bubbles in the bloodstream.

NASA had scheduled a spacewalk on Thursday for astronauts Tracy Dyson and Matt Dominick to complete the removal of a faulty electronics box.


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