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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

On my way!

But seriously, what could they realistically do?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hear Elon Musk is looking for an excuse to leave the planet. Coincidently, I'M ALSO looking for an excuse for Elon Musk to leave this planet.

Where we have differing viewpoints is on if Musk should then be allowed to RETURN to this planet. I vote nay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Nothing would come of it. Ppl would just tell him his rescue plan was stupid then he'd call them all pedophiles and do fuck all

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Send nukes. That may hold off the aliens long enough for Jeff Goldblum and Slappy Smith to get in there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nudes might be more effective. Flood them with porn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

“Help is on the way, dear!”