the authors barely disguised fetish
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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Disguised??? She's the biggest icon in the community for it lol (and a legitimately great content creator)
Is there a way I can ask who and what you're talking about without coming off like
TieflingMelissa! She's a pretty significant community figure on Twitter and Twitch, great memes, nice discord server.
She's very down bad for dragons (same), but honestly she's actually pretty wholesome; her server doesn't allow explicit NSFW and she spends a lot of time helping new players learn the rules of the game.
What, don’t we all have a $1k USD bad dragon collection?
Isn't that like.... 3 dicks?
They’re only like 100USD each!
That's genuinely surprising considering the detail and... Size.
Rereading my other comment, it makes absolutely zero sense now they I’m sober hahaha.
Yeah, they range from maybe 80USD to 200USD. My least expensive was about 60, my favorite was 85, and my most expensive was 140 or so! None of mine are gigantic though, mostly medium.
Neat stuff, though! When I was young and learned they existed, I was like “eww that’s crazy hahaha who would even” then one day I was like “uhhhh okay maybe though?”
All downhill from there.
All downstairs from there.
Okay maybe an average of 100USD per toy… yeah probably more than 1k actually you’re right oh god
Hey whatever floats your satyr
Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.
Mom was a bard, now you're going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.
"WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽"
"Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?"
"Oh shit you know Rhonda‽....oh.....oh damn it."
First time I've seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.
god I wish that was me
Same.
I'm not even lonely!
I’m married buuuuuutt
Source?
Tiefling Melissa
Is this from something?
Teifling Melissa
It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.