My favourite was when my GP gave me a list of 10 docs to call to see who was taking referrals for adult diagnosis.
Yeah, that list sat unopenend (combination of overwhelmed and totally forgot) till 6 months later when I had to see the GP again, I panicked, and I called all 10 in the 30mins before my GP appt and then was late for the GP and almost missed my GP appt...
Fun times..