STRIKE THE EARTH!!
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VOODOO 1, VIPER'S ON STATION. YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, PILOT. THE SKIES BELONG TO ME. NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE.
YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED
WORMSIGN SPOTTED!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
SHAKE IT, BABY!
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
YMMEL!?
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
STRAP ONE ON, IT'S TIME TO JAM!
WELL, OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER!
MORNING MR FREEMAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE RUNNING LATE!
DEVOTION INSPIRES BRAVERY.
BRAVERY INSPIRES SACRIFICE.
SACRIFICE LEADS TO DEATH...
SO, FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF.