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[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

edit: didn't mean to reply this, I violated the law

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

THAT'S BECAUSE IT ISN'T A QUOTE, IT'S WALL ART

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

NOTHING'S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON'T!!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPACE!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

"HMMMMHHMMMM" FROM MINECRAFT VILLAGERS

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

FINISH HIM!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

WOULD YOU KINDLY

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK - HAVE AT YOU!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

WELL, THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS US.

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HELLO! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS!?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

OUR WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] resposibleaccount 12 points 1 year ago

THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT. EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE TO 1.3 PERCENT OF LIGHT SPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE OF A 38-KILOTOMB BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH.THAT MEANS SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOOK, WE'VE BOTH SAID THINGS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

TURIANS BASED ON DEXTRO-AMINO ACIDS. HUMAN INGESTION OF TISSUE COULD PROVOKE ALLERGIC REACTIONS. ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK POSSIBLE. SO DON'T, AH, INGEST.

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