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EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END
WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH
IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?
I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE
AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM
STAND IN THE ASHES OF A TRILLION SOULS AND ASK THE GHOSTS IF HONOUR MATTERS.
THEIR SILENCE IS YOUR ANSWER.
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?
SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!
NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!
SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!
DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!
SIR, YES SIR!
GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE
DO NOT DESTROY VITAL TESTING APPARATUS
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE!
"WHY DID I FOLLOW HIM...? I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO THINGS HAPPEN AS THEY DO IN DREAMS? ALL I KNOW IS THAT, WHEN HE BECKONED... I HAD TO FOLLOW HIM. FROM THAT MOMENT, WE TRAVELED TOGETHER, EAST. ALWAYS... INTO THE EAST."
SHAZBOT!
EXPLOSIONSβ½
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
βTHATβS THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD IβVE EVER SEEN!β
CATCH A RIDE!
MY NAMEEEEE IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
LEON!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SPOONY BARD!
DO A BARREL ROLL!
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.
WORMSIGN SPOTTED!
HYA! HUH! HA!
MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!
I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS
GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH
YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED
DOOR STUCK!
NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.
AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!
MAJESTIC! A HUNTER IS A HUNTER EVEN IN A DREAM.
AWWWWOOOOOOO
KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?
UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!