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I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The power to teleport 1m forwards.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Everything in the whole universe also moves 1m forwards at the same time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Forwards is relative to the direction the Earth is traveling around the sun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your clothes and anything you are carrying don't teleport with you

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the power to make plants grow faster

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Powe of kicking cures diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Kicking causes your legs to fall off.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Side effect: you have a 25% chance of your pants and underwear being affected instead of your desired target.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only one at a time. Every time you travel the universe shoots away from you at millions of miles an hour.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to yell out the OPPOSITE of what you want to turn into.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bit easy to game, no? "I want to turn into an anti-XXXXX"

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't control your feet and they always shapeshift to a size that makes your shoes too tight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just take off the shoes before.

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