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I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interesting. So I could turn into plutonium or something and blow myself up? :P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Plutonium doesn't blow itself up. 🤪

Furthermore, there's no mention of retaining sentience once you're a mineral.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Once plutonium reaches critical mass it automatically explodes.

Your average full grown adult is well more than critical mass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It explodes yeah but it's more like a radioactive flashbang than a nuclear bomb, there's a great video online explaining how they had to coordinate chemical explosives and concave lenses to properly aggravate the uranium.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fair, though that particular shapechanging option has a deadline of ~24,000 years, so they'd better hop to it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to yell out the OPPOSITE of what you want to turn into.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bit easy to game, no? "I want to turn into an anti-XXXXX"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nope. If you want to becomea dog, you have to tell CAT! yelling anti-xxx would just turn you inside out. I don’t make the rules.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't control your feet and they always shapeshift to a size that makes your shoes too tight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just take off the shoes before.