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Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

There's this weird trend where some people simultaneously think:

  1. Chat-GPT will do everything for them and makes all problems trivial
  2. Whatever they decide to do with it still has value and is a good career choice

Obviously 1 is false, but if we lived in a bizarro world where it was true then the "prompt engineers" would very quickly realize that literally anyone is capable of engineering prompts and they are not in fact a unique and special person who is better than anyone else at asking jarvis to wipe their butt for them.

See also: the weirdos on twitter who argue that all careers except "prompt engineering" are on borrowed time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Why wouldn't ChatGPT, the perfect tool, simply give us the best prompts if we ask for them? Simply replace the prompt engineer with ChatGPT to save a ton of money.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but if you leave your private key in a repo and then make that repo public you're ngmi

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry but if you put your private key in a repo at all and don't immediately scream aaaaah! what did I do! and change all the locks on everything, you're ngmi

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

100%. I wonder what the timing is on how quickly you get scanned for keys. Is there a feed or something?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Wow, yikes. As if there wasn't already reason enough to never commit a plaintext secret, there's basically no grace period to recover.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TBF that's a great start towards $100k daily volume.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

monkey paw moment

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

The best thing about "*.eth" accounts is you can immediately tell what they've been huffing before even reading the insane post below.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

If you were someone who believed in IQ like a religion, but had just made a stupid and costly mistake, I would hope you'd take a second to think. Maybe IQ isn't everything, and it's definitely not the only thing, that makes people successful or unsuccessful.

Instead he busts out a slur and jokes about having an IQ of 26

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

cuz i’m quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26

Can't disagree with you there, promptfondler with an .eth username

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

lol who the fuck downvoted you

we have a cultist in our midst!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Not the downvoter, but possibly it was about reposting the slur tbf.