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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Those are some... Very interesting tools you have there. Big fan of the scissors that are actually just a copper pipe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

The hedge trimmer hammer is quite handy as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m a fan of the rock that slightly blurs into a talon, but I also can’t sleep on the hammer that looks like it has a particularly knobbly pair of pliers shoved up its bottom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Yo_dawg.jpeg

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Nobody else acknowledging that this is just AI generated? (just look at the tools and the images).

Anyway, I think generated content should be tagged as such...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What do you mean? Those tools look fine to me. Are you telling me you've never used a scissor-handled ram rod, plierpickaxe or a rock hammer vice?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

we're all pretending it's not, it's so obvious. welcome to shitposts, here's your complimentary dickbutt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I didnt even think twice about it, wouldnt have realised

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

honestly, felt like I was having a stroke looking at all the items on that desk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

What you've never put a scissor handled blunt right up your ass before? (Look at the kid top middle in the background)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I think dildo scissors handle is something I could use at my job to hit people with when they act like idiots

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean, it could just as easily been a photo edit from 10+ years ago. You don't need AI to swap out a poster on a geology science fair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

These are clearly just cow tools

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Those photos are not proving anything tho

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Did the video not play for you?

Be glad, 1 man 1 jar has nothing on this.

Edit: the is to this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you think this is a photo?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

That table probably smells very bad

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Those larger rocks look problematic.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The various blades look worrying.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Get your generative AI bullcrap out of here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

That one jar is bringing some burried memories.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

"...in a row?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Someone has a rock(hard) fetish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

By Bruno Powroznik science

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

it's him

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All these giant rocks and tools fit just fine, but he couldn't fit one little bottle of superglue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

With or without the cap?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Did they test it?