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[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

TIL JFK's official presidential portrait looks like a zombie silently judging you from the afterlife, and it's because it was only painted after his death. The artist's inspiration was a photo of Ted Kennedy mourning his brother and Jackie chose that one immediately out of all the options, partially because they were both bored with the same generic stance every president has.

I'm not really getting the thoughtful, humble vibe she intended it to have, but I do really like it

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I don’t get thoughtful or humble, but if you were to put his portrait next to that of any ten presidents that survived their term and said that one was assassinated in office I’d know instantly every time even if I didn’t know the answer. It looks mournful and representative of his being dead.

And I think it’s interesting to wonder what it would’ve been like had he lived. I suspect something closer to Obama’s, something full of life

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Come on, at least use the real and awesome Obama portrait!

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I suppose that could be? But I was just in the national portrait gallery in DC and in the presidents exhibit there was the one I linked. But you might still be right and maybe what I'm referring to isn't official but instead just the Smithsonian one?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Definitely one of my favorite portraits. I just wish it was painted with the tan suit to trigger conservatives even more than it already did.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I got rejected by Smithsonian :(

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Hot take: more of these guys should be locked up.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I mean, most of them are if you consider a coffin "locked up."

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh look, 43 war criminals, Jimmy Carter, and Abraham Lincoln

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Lincoln was absofuckinglutely a war criminal. Now did his victims deserve it? Listen if anyone deserves war crimes it’s the confederacy. But yeah definitely did war crimes. Sherman’s march to the sea was the most based war crime there ever was.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's not a war crime if it's against the British Empire.

Please amend "Slave Owners" to your list, ty.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ya during those wars those presidents were totally nice to the native Americans

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's not a war crime if you don't declare war first taps wig

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hey! Don’t forget about East Timor!

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

If only Obama's was made with him in the tan suit.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm only here for it if he's also wearing the bike helmet.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am genuinely curious how the white house history website and whatnot will handle it if any of these convictions go through. Will they mention it? Will they omit it?

tan suit

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is wonderful, but if anyone has a link to the one where every defendant except trump was made up as a DC comics supervillain (Trump hadn't turned himself in yet when I saw it yesterday) I would really appreciate it. I can't even remember what platform I saw it on, but it was glorious. It was so good it must be making the rounds but I have not seen it again.

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Artist is https://twitter.com/IamHappyToast and he's updated it now lol

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That mugshot is a commemorative coin that I would actually buy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I bought a bunch of silver last year, and Trump rounds (look like coins, but are just round bullion) were flying off the shelves. I kept my fool mouth shut every time I saw them. However, like you, if they made one with a Trump mugshot, I'd buy a tube of twenty five of them, and ask if they can produce a ten ounce bar with it on there.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Wow, government portraits no less

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Damn, we've had some real shitty presidents.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Crazy to think the vast majority of the presidents are painted and then it shows the progression of our ability to capture high definition photos. Technology seems to be a recently exponential progression.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I think it's kind of a bummer we've shifted away from painting. The painted portrait seems more regal and meaningful here.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Losing a chunk of your head generally does that.

(If you seriously want an answer, that's his official White House portrait, painted that way specifically because his death)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He read the book. He knows what's happening but cannot change the narrative.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Mistress #6 found out about Mistress #7

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And only 2 are really smiling.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

At least 3 are, you missed Ronald Reagan is smiling.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

True, should have said "grinning".

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Am I dumb or is there one missing?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Grover Cleveland was president in two nonconsecutive terms, but he's only pictured once.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Interesting, thanks!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh did Obama not get a proper painted portrait done? That's kind of a shame.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He did yes, but it was not a traditional portrait. He's in front of a bright green backdrop of vining plants while sitting in a chair. Admittedly it was an interesting composition but the actual painting work was subpar, unfortunately.

https://npg.si.edu/sites/default/files/cr-barack2.jpg

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That looks like a street mural. Not bad album art, though. I don't hate it, but I wish it was better.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Evidently he did, but I just ripped this off of an eBay listing for a poster, then added Trump and Biden.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fair enough

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