this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are senior software engineer and yet you jiggle your mouse yourself? Naaaaah.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My exact thought

Script that shit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I would've gone with a pi pico jiggler

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I sometimes find myself enjoying these greentexts and then they drop some racial slurs and I am punched in the face with reality

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was a different time back then

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Specifically, 8/23/23 at 23:20, which isn't now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That good ol' twenty-third month

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This whole thing would be great but they had to ruin it with that. I feel you

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I imagine that's why bosses want everyone back in the office.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like they cannot browse media all day there...

If your employees do not work and you cannot tell the difference even if they did, you have more serious problems to address...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

are you jelly? this is totally my experience and the experience of people in my circle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I fucking am. Because I can't find it. I can't find anything that doesn't want to pay me peanuts to break my back and I'm tired, boss.