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Neuralink rival sets brain-chip record with 4,096 electrodes on human brain (arstechnica.com)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I like that their implant is simply laid on top of the brain, instead of driving electrodes into brain tissue like Neuralink. I'd like to keep my brain unscarred.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago

Talk about pulling for one horse. Could have said " Precision Neuroscience,Neuralink's competitor, sets record with x# of brain connectors."

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't worry too much about neuralink "driving electrodes into brain tissue." 85% of them retract in a reasonable timeframe.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That'd be funnier if the process didn't leave that tissue with irreparable scars.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

It's about as safe as my FSD. Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
-Enron Musk

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

You're not wrong. But it doesn't seem like anything is going to stop Elon, so gallows humor is all I've got.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I actually have a bit of hope for this one, since they seem to have figured out a way to avoid one of the known problems with these systems. At very least, it's an angle worth exploring.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Ten eighty pee!....oh shit... No! No shit! Okay okay, let's start over, but no pee this time....