Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.

What if I named it ' the demon core'?

Spicy rocks.

But angry rock is angry.

I saw graphite on the ground.

(I hope this works, it should show a shitty meme I made on my phone)

Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You have to swallow the rock for the cure.

Do it, eat the rock. It will make things better.

There's still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them "bricks".

The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we're exposed to "safe" radiation levels all the time.

And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn't require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don't believe in it. That's a bit like saying that you don't believe in the killdozer at your door, it's not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won't stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.

Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄