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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Initial commit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Forgot to commit changes lol"

I also apparently forgot append was a thing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

“i cant believe this works i think”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

(translated from German) I can't write

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

chore: update image tag

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"Did stuff"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"TLDR..."

I'm kidding, my applications are so simple version control would be synonymous with entire rewrites as I lean new things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"idk what happened but it works fine now"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm ashamed... It's simply "bump deps"

Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

Did I document any of that? No.

Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"Move from GitHub to Forgejo"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"Default rating"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Eigentlich fertig" was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Und uneigentlich? :D

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

"Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything" the story of my life

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

"Updated README"