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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The light hitting the tree trunk had me thinking the smoker was just casually on fire behind him lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Right?? No, there ideally shouldn't be gouts of flame spewing from the enclosed top of a grill like that. 😆 That optical illusion is near perfect lol.

But there's a ton that's just a bit unsettling about this picture. Like the super bloodshot wide eyes for instance. For some reason "and also the smoker's on fire" seems mundane.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"I do not understand. Why does Zuckerberg simply not EAT his competitors?" - Lurr of Omicron Persei 8.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Just smoking some meats, fellow human 🧑‍🦲

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I actually started to like Zuck a bit more after he accepted Elon's fight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did they ever fight tho? I imagine that the muskrat would chicken out. Zuckerberg is much younger, much fitter and actually has some martial arts training, so he would have mopped the floor with him and I'm not sure if it would fit into Musk's self-image to allow that to become reality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Elon's mom said no lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fellow humans should I finish the bird muscle with a saccharine concoction, an overfermented grape extract concoction, or a ground plant concoction from the geographic region of Carolina? I know us fellow humans frequently debate the proper and just pairing of concoction and flesh.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if people are writing these things or using an AI to describe an action in the style of, I don’t know, a non-human or a robot.

If it’s the latter I’ll love to get the prompt for making these as they’re quite amusing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Vegans already think about grilling meat in terms of charring animal carcasses.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Am I crazy, or is that way too close to those trees and bushes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do not be alarmed fellow human, I have used my thermal sensors to determine that the flames are at a sufficient distance from the foliage

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

External thermal sensors of course. Everyone knows us humans do not have the capability to detect infrared.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yes of course. I am human after all and I do not have any thermal imaging equipment installed in my human retinas. That would be perplexing wouldn’t it?

Ha

Ha

Ha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's impossible to tell without knowing the focal length of the lens used. Different camera lenses can make things appear closer or further to each other than they actually are.