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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The one German Astronaut: Stoßlüften!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Nen Fenster in ein hartes Vakuum zu öffnen gibt definitiv nen ordentlichen Stoß beim Lüften :)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

There definitely won't be any old air left.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was chilling in a sauna in a holiday resort, when some guy opened the door poking his head in "Phew, it's warm in here. Hey kids come over, they've got a sauna!". He stood in the door waiting for the kids to come around. "Oh my good it's unbearably hot, let's let some of that heat out, so we can breathe." "But dad, we don't want to go to the sauna ". Leaves without closing the door.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You were chilling? In a sauna?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

What can I say, I like it hot. Hotter than public saunas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah something ain't right here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Open the Linux instead

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Computers, spacestations and air conditioners have one thing in common
They don't work when you open windows

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Somewhat relevant, related story

https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/01/solving-a-nasa-mystery-why-did-space-shuttle-commanders-lock-the-hatch/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That was an interesting read, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Drop the apogee just a bit to scoop up some crisp ozone-rich air

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

RIP Gordo and Tracy Stevens 👨‍🚀👩‍🚀💖🌑🚀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

{thinking} Captain's log. Commander Hoek here, on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. We've made this trip dozens of times. {He stops recording his thoughts and addresses the audience} You know, they say sometimes people go crazy on these long trips. They get the... {He records another thought into his log in a distorted voice} SPACE MADNESS. {He stops recording and faces the audience again, smiling} Heh. Space madness.