this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In Wales, the veil between our world and the spirit world is a lot thinner, so they don’t need smartphones. A cup of strong fermented drink and a neolithic stone circle will suffice.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

I mean, parts of Wales have a tradition of rap battling a horse skeleton for beer. Seems like you might be right.

Gwlad! Gwlad! Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad.
Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau,
O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Not “other”, but “none”. Wales still rocking the landline?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Nah mate they’ve been turned off innit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Presumably it really means not enough data.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

And pidgeons maybe?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

That's because the Welsh just sing to each other, in a soulful baritone, across the hills and valleys.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Didn’t get the questionnaire bc they all use bbm still

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Fair and based.