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Pasta (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Wtf, did you just cook me a woman's size pasta portion? Do you think I'm getting fat?

[-] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago

No, you aren't fat honey, just impotent.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

BUY A SCALE

Metric is the better system

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

do you manually weigh spaghetti?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Your mom is the better system

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I just always use 1/3 of a 500g abox per person. Doesn't need to be exact

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's not "I'm so hungry I can eat a small child."

Its "I'm only hungry enough to eat a small child.

According to the scale on the tool, anyways.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Small children are more tender but I often need two before I'm full.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

This from ye olde tumblr

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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