441
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
top 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

This was a promotion with Sapporo when Microsoft launched Windows 95.

Other side of can.

Another view.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

can't believe they made the BSODA from Baldi's Basics into a real thing

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It’s beer

Blue Beer of Windows

BBW

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

I... Kinda want one of those. Not to drink it, but to put it on my shelf and be like, "yeah, that's my Windows soda. I hear if you drink it you'll turn blue and die."

Tbh it might actually do that considering it's probably almost 30yrs old.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I can't decide who's more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That would be your Windows beer

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

For the teetotalers: get Linux instead, for root beer.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I bet it’s just still water.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Wonder if they used to sell these at Michaelsoft Binbows

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Japanese text on the bottom of the left image says: Sapporo (Draft) Black Label beer. I can't tell what the four characters under 生 are though. (Too blurry for me to figure out.)

Edit: those characters might be 非熱処理 -- meaning unpasteurized.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

If ENTER goes back to Windows, and CTRL+ALT+DEL restarts…

Where does the any key continue to?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It was there the whole time?!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It’s a pretty popular beer in Japan. Many people I know love it (not a beer drinker myself). I’d imagine you can probably get it wherever you live, too.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Tastes like hot computer fan air

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn Bill Gates tryin’ to get them 486 chips in me!

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
441 points (99.1% liked)

Programmer Humor

30643 readers
658 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS