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canYouTakeALookAtThisDateTimeBug (lemmy.ml)
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[-] [email protected] 91 points 1 month ago

The article: https://www.politico.eu/article/norway-arctic-region-asks-eu-commission-for-26-hour-day/

How would the new time zones work in practice? Wenche Pedersen, the mayor of Vadsø who authored the letter, is unsure.

“We haven’t thought a lot about that” she said. “The clock will go from 12 to 13… and we have to see how this will go. I don’t think they’re going to say yes so we haven’t thought about all the details.”

Huh. Great idea.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I hear they're also declaring that pi equals three.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Or 5

5

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What the fuck? I can see pi being shortened to 3 for baby's first geometry problem, but 5?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I assume this is just to get people use to the idea of algebra.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

They'll settle for three-ish

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

pi = 3.1±0.05

Gotta allow for a little uncertainty, just to absolutely ruin everything.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

If you're not using tz_database or equivalents for literally all date-time logic, if 24 or 60*60 are constants defined in your project... you're doing it fucking wrong. I don't know how many times we need to break out the idiot club, but date, time and timezones are extremely complicated - unless your business is primarily concerned with them you must use a library or service.

Do Not Reinvent This Wheel

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What does tz_database do? Wikipedia makes it seem like it basically converts a pair (geocoordinatr, utc time) to local time

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

From my very basic understanding, yeah that's basically what it does. However it accounts for a whole lot more into adding or subtracting from UTC. Timezones aren't absolute, they're political. Timezones have weird rules, and history that needs to be somehow expressed in the code to get the right time. That's what's sets tz_database apart from just looking at a map and saying it's +7 UTC.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So it updates now and then with new rules, and it keeps historical rules for past dates?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think so. Like I said, I have a very basic understanding of it. There are definitely a lot of people who know more about this than I do.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What is tz-database equivalent in batch language ?

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Time for all the maintainers of datetime libraries to unionize and give a collective nope.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd start with a 13 month/28 day calendar and planetary time (all clocks set to UTC).

EDIT: And set the date format to YYYY.MM.DD for the entire world. Americans and Europeans can stop arguing. The Japanese got it right.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And the extra day is a special interstitial holiday in the "14th" month, right? And leap days go into that holiday month as well.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No, "new years day" would just be a day all by it's self, global celebration day... And get this, every 4 years you get two party days.

Obviously this will never happen, the world would all have to agree on the change..., which isn't going to happen. Oh well it is nice in theory.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Isn't that what I said?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That fourteenth month should be managed by Congress, every year they could vote on whether we'd have it or not.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Lmfao, that would totally be the solution the US would implement. "How can we do this in the most complicated, error-prone way?"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The symmetry calendars (Wikipedia) use a leap week each several years, which seems like a reasonable way of doing it

Apparently the author of those calendars thought that would bring on board the people who believe days following an unending sequence is important - those who think their holy day has to be an actual whatever-day not one out of sequence due to intercalary days

Ed. Linkified the calendar

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ahh, that makes sense. Here I was thinking it would be fun to have a day or two every year that weren't any day of the week.

The leap week is a little bit of an unsatisfying solution since it means solstices and equinoxes will shift around a lot more. Also not as likely to get governments and employers to be willing to treat them as holidays.

I highly doubt we'll move from our current calendar anytime soon. Its flaws aren't bad enough to justify the effort, but I would really love a more symmetrical calendar. And payroll folks would probably love it too. Hourly and salary structures would be a lot more in sync.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

On the other hand the calendar is always the same, years always start on a Monday, months start on a Monday

You could have a permanent calendar, except that religious holidays and astronomical events (solstices, equinoxes, best day for planting tulips) would move around

My birthday would vanish as it's towards the end of one of the middle months; my mother's birthday would only happen in leap years as it's late in the last month

Birthdays on the new calendar would always fall on the same week day (though people born under the old calendar could celebrate on the day that it would be had the old calendar continued, or choose the same day number and month, or choose the corresponding day in the first year (or whatever) of the new calendar and stick to that month and day number)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Almost all of this would be true if we celebrated a day (or two) each year that were outside of the months and weeks, except events tied to points in our orbit would stay put a lot more. We would still have the same calendar every year. In your version we have a full extra week every 6 or so years, in mine every year we have a dedicated New Year's Day that isn't in a regular month or a day of the week, and every 4 or so years (same rules as now) we have 2 New Year's Days.

Though I would argue for Sunday being the 1st day of each month/year. IMO weekends should be like bookends, one on either side.

Edit: your Wiki link contained a link to the International Fixed Calendar, which I've been inadvertently arguing for. This is almost identical to what I've been proposing, except they put the leap day at the end of June. But it fixes the major disadvantage of your system: that a year isn't a year. In your system 1/1 is never one year away from 1/1. In mine it is within leap day drift, just like the current calendar.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

I leave the country for six goddamn months and they pull this shit while I'm away???

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't go back, if I were you.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Is the idea to have longers days or shorter hours? Eitherway: why?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Longer days. Which kind of works in an area where the sun doesn't rise all winter and doesn't set all summer. Until you have to consider having to work with anyone else. Not only do you have timezone offsets that change every day, you get date offsets. After less than a month, you're already two days off from the rest of the world.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Remindes me of Mars. Never been there but the researchers who controlled the rovers had Mars time which is slightly off but very slidely. And since there were several rovers ad once, each team, or rather each floor, had their own time zone.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Which kind of works

I guess... If they really don't care about time of day coinciding with the placement of the sun. Ever. Unless they're only running 26h days summer and winter but 24 hour days during spring and fall..? This would be FUN!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks now I can visualize how that would work, it's actually pretty cool. And the reasons is good, i can see myself doing tourism in a place like that for this reason.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Link.

No, they don't really explain why that's better. The main reason given is to attract people, so in other words it's a stunt.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"By extending the length of the days, Pedersen hopes that more people will be inspired to move to the remote region. Ensuring that the area is populated is “more important than ever” in light of Russia’s war against Ukraine, Pedersen added."

Yup. Imagine the ads for this:

Move here and age slower (disclaimer: you might have to change your birthday because we needed to remove some days from OUR calendar.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You know, if I had an extra two hours two sleep every day, I might finally wake up ready to go in the morning.

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