it's called FACEbook not PRIVATEPARTbook
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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Why does anyone use those gawd awful Facebook avatars? They all look exactly the same , with just slightly different hair, and they look horrible. If someone told me this was the product of a trillion dollar company, I would laugh out loud in disbelief. Yet people use them. I guess Facebook knows their audience, and knows it doesn't need to worry about quality, since everyone will just use it anyways.
On topic though, no Karen, your account wasn't hacked. Facebook lets porn game companies advertise there now, and if you report the posts, Facebook says they don't violate community standards, despite them clearly violating the rules to the letter. Trash-ass company, run by a trash-ass human analogue.
It’s not that they know their audience, they’re selecting their audience. If you are gullible enough to do the ridiculous thing, then you’re a prime candidate for exploitation. It’s a known cult technique.
Why are they celebrating? You need to ask?
Unless, of course, “naked women with their private parts exposed” now being your friends is not your cup of tea. Which is fine, don’t get me wrong.
The birthday cake is symbolic of one's birthday suit. And "surprise party" is akin to "surprise, genitalia". The metaphor works. I'd explain it more, but it would be to no avail.
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If you got grankids they are experts at getting hoohas and boobies off your facepages. Let them take a stab. Otherwise did you try reporting? It works. By the way Sheila Mansfield passed last Tuesday. Hard to believe. Diabeets is a killer. Check your sugars.
I am not good with computer when this happen I get my gran kids come over to remove it for me. Works like a charm and only costs a couple of hugs. No more hoohas on my page.