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If you were a trainer IRL, what Pokémon would you have? Keep in mind you have to feed and deal with the little bastards.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like if we're talking realistically here, people are forgetting you have to also source the Pokemon in question. Most people aren't globe trotting ace trainers, they're limited to what's around them and what they can realistically raise. As much as I'd love a goodra or a sigilyph or a volcorona, I don't live anywhere where they'd realistically show up and they take a lot of attention to level up. Also like, most people tend to have only two or three Pokemon, because looking an entire team of 6 is a full time job.

I think I'd have a galvantula (or maybe more realistically a joltik) and a garganacl line Pokemon. Ones a common household pest that hangs around electronics and the other's a giant guy made of salt who helps people and heals them. An electric type would probably actually help with my job and I've lived near salt mines before and an obedient Pokemon that can heal you and is big enough to assist with tasks sounds like a good choice for an assistance Pokemon. If I got to choose a third, it would probably be some sort of region bird because I like birds man. Maybe like a regional form of pidove. Spiders can catch their own food (and if not, bugs aren't that hard to get ahold of), I already have plenty of bird feed, and like, does garganacl even eat? I guess it'd probably need salt? I mean I've got lots of that.

I'd love some sort of sea dwelling Pokemon, but unfortunately I don't think they're very easy to look after if you spend a lot of time on land. Omanyte would be great, but I don't think fossil Pokemon are very easily accessible to the public

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Kinda surprised I haven't seen the vaporeon copy pasta here yet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've always thought I would have a Meowth/Persian. Seems like a good companion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Cute kitty + money, what's not to love?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If food's a problem, I would have either one of Skuntank or Grumpig, or a party of grass type Pokémon with photosynthesis so I don't have to get as much food.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

More importantly, what would the pepperoni be made of?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haunter has always been my fav and I just realised that some of the Ghosts make for very cheap companions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mmmm would you have to feed a ghost Pokemon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd want a Hisuian Typhlosion but those are kinda extinct so...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They're ghost types, so they're extinct by default.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indeed, I used to think characters in the anime or even the games were just stupid. "Ash you only have like what.. an average of 4 or 5 Pokemon, period at any given time?"

But when you think about all that must go into taking care of an animal, unless they don't need to eat while in their balls (Which may or may not be the case), it becomes more realistic, you wouldn't want to be responsible for feeding twenty Clefairies because you just HAD to find one with the right Mark

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

People with 6 Pokémon are like people with 6 big dogs. It's weird if that's not your job, or if you live on a farm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I so badly want to say Vulpix because obvious biases, but I'd have to train it a lot to make sure it doesn't burn down the house if I were to leave them home alone.

With that in mind, along with the fact that I've always wanted a cat, I'd probably raise a Sprigatito. It seems like it's easy enough to raise, and the Grass type wouldn't cause a lot of problems in comparison.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Source for the art is this by the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I like orb shaped Pokémon, so thevonly one who would give me issues would be voltorb/electode with my computer. Cutiefly is my absolute favorite, and would make the best emotional support Pokémon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago