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They even put the ape on the cans. 
Tastes pretty good though.
This is the most divorced thing I've seen in a while. I love how bad bored apes work as a mascot. This man paid tens of thousands of dollars for an arbitrarily Australian ape that looks like a hostage smiling for the camera.
why would anyone pay tens of thousands of dollars for these lmao. They don't tell you this but you can download jpegs from the internet for free. It's true, I've got thousands of ape jpegs stored on my computer right now
Did you buy a case?
A twelve pack. It's ok.
A banana seltzer actually sounds pretty dope right now
hey! that's my ape!
I've never had a "hard seltzer" before. Is it any good?
It is just seltzer with a fairly neutral tasting spirit (similar to vodka). So it mostly depends on the flavouring.
Isn’t this a brand from a youtube channel? Can’t remember the name
No clue