my name is Elon Musk I live at 3500 Deer Creek Road, Palo Alto, CA 94304 United States My social security number is 420-69-1488
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
You are: horseradish
37 Beanis Ave, Buttpoo Texas 42069. My SSN is 564-71-4455
You are: hummus
I'm honored to be something so delicious
hopefully not sabra
hey we're roommates
That explains a lot
My address is 0x76A4FD41. You wouldn't know anyone in my social support network, so that info is moot.
You are: mustard
My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC and my SSN is 159-5…5… you know…
You are: mayonnaise
6515 Stadium Drive, KCMO. 531-80-0008. I feel like I’m some kind of emulsion.
Tomatoes
I'm thousand island dressing, do you think you can back out my SSN from that? I forgot it
It is: 774-74-7474
My name is Benedict Murphy, and I live at 601 Cruickshank Cove Apt. 847, Buffalo, NY 14213. My SSN is 827-10-4852, and my blood type is B+. The CVV on my credit card is 920, but you already knew that, you sly corgi.
Capers
60 Hilda Av., Pernambués, BA
ssn is 684.063.555-49
hit me
Giardinara
sounds tasty
My address is Tranquility Base, Moon, 0.67416 by 23.47314
I have no social security number because Im an illegal alien
Onion jam
I don't have a fixed address due to my service on an SSN. I can't tell you my exact SSN for opsec reasons but I can say I'm on the last Shchuka-B nuclear attack submarine flying the Soviet naval ensign somewhere under the Atlantic ocean
Peanut butter