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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

my name is Elon Musk I live at 3500 Deer Creek Road, Palo Alto, CA 94304 United States My social security number is 420-69-1488

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

You are: horseradish

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

37 Beanis Ave, Buttpoo Texas 42069. My SSN is 564-71-4455

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm honored to be something so delicious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

hopefully not sabra

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That explains a lot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My address is 0x76A4FD41. You wouldn't know anyone in my social support network, so that info is moot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

You are: mustard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

brandon My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC and my SSN is 159-5…5… you know… biden-forgor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You are: mayonnaise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

6515 Stadium Drive, KCMO. 531-80-0008. I feel like I’m some kind of emulsion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm thousand island dressing, do you think you can back out my SSN from that? I forgot it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It is: 774-74-7474

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My name is Benedict Murphy, and I live at 601 Cruickshank Cove Apt. 847, Buffalo, NY 14213. My SSN is 827-10-4852, and my blood type is B+. The CVV on my credit card is 920, but you already knew that, you sly corgi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

60 Hilda Av., Pernambués, BA

ssn is 684.063.555-49

hit me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

sounds tasty

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My address is Tranquility Base, Moon, 0.67416 by 23.47314

I have no social security number because Im an illegal alien

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I don't have a fixed address due to my service on an SSN. I can't tell you my exact SSN for opsec reasons but I can say I'm on the last Shchuka-B nuclear attack submarine flying the Soviet naval ensign somewhere under the Atlantic ocean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Peanut butter