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Hate it when that happens (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 167 points 5 months ago

I have this exact problem.

Edit: nvm, found the solution

[-] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago

You're just the worst, you know that?

[-] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago

404

  • 80% of Microsoft support page links
[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

404 - Page not found

MSDN TechNet has been retired and this article no longer exists. The following links have related information:

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The moment I find something even remotely useful for a problem I faced and solved, I am saving it on the Internet Archive.
And I try to not be DenverCoder9

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago

Hate it when I search an issue and the only other person with the same problem is me 5 years ago and I didn’t figure it out then either.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think it's worse when they say they found a solution and include a link which is now dead.

With Google dropping its archive I feel like dead links are going to be more and more common.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

I hate the ones that are just "open a case" and then they close the thread without saying what the fix ended up being, looking at you Veeam forums.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So many of my searches lead to Microsoft forums where my exact issue is posted, MS asks for more information, then some auto-mod closes the issue because there wasn't any further follow up and they can't replicate it.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

The worst is when they say they've found a solution, without adding any information or elaborating further. Makes me want to flip my desk.

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Is it the denvercoder one?

checks

That's it.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

This issue has been closed as off topic

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Closed as a duplicate of another issue.

The other issue was closed as off topic.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

"I'll upload a patch later this week" 12 years ago

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago

You are not the only one, trust me. Google just went to shit in the last years, so it's harder to find what you are looking for.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

True story. I was looking for an answer to an obscure problem and found it in a 10-year-old stackoverflow post. Then I looked more closely at the author…

Hey! Me from 10 years ago, stop being such a smart ass! It's obnoxious.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

This happens to me more than I care to admit. I told a coworker about a Gitlab CI issue that I’d seen a few years back and hadn’t had any action. I looked up the link to share it. Me; I opened it. Brain failing me, I had forgotten it was my issue.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

I play the numbers.... When this happens to me I assume I'm asking the wrong question

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Sometimes asking the right question is the hard part

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

That's actually good advice

[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

I find if I'm the only one on the internet having a problem unless it's a very specific niche application I'm probably doing something fundamentally wrong in my approach and should try figure out how other people normally do it

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Don't worry, this just means your job is safe from being replaced by AI. No search results means no training data.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

What if the answer is there but google refused to include it in your search results until you saw enough ads?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Stfu! Don't give them ideas!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Someone patent this so we can sue anyone who tries this shit

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

'Drink verification can'

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Remember kids: If you find a solution to a problem nobody on Google (or your search engine of choice) seems to has, put it as a blog post on your site!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Or you can ask on SO. Then close it with "nvm, fixed".

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

My favorite is when you Google a problem and many, many people have the same problem but the company has never provided a solution.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

It's surprising how useful ChatGpt is in these situations. Honestly, it's a great general purpose search engine.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

If your work is bleeding edge enough, even ChatGPT won't be of help since it's not in their training dataset.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Yeah and it won’t tell you that it hasn’t seen this pattern before. It will just make things up out of the blue which seem like they might be correct.

Stay away from ChatGPT for bleeding edge things.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Or the only person who phrases your issue this way) so many times I’ve found out that I just state my problem in an unusual way

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Worse. "Hey I have your problem ... ... nevermind I figured it out"

True story. x3

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The most cathartic moment of my entire life was when I encountered that exact thing in a thread from over a decade ago expecting that to be it and lost all hope, only to find somebody replied calling them out and telling them to share their solution or future googlers were gonna be very upset. They posted their solution and it did, indeed, work.
Don't even remember what the issue was, but the wave of relief was amazing enough that I still remember the feeling to this day.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

You just need to spend a few hours trying weirder and unique ways to frame the issue and you might find the answer.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

What's worse is googling a specific thing and having the results be just chock full of generic copy pasted thing with similar name

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You describe your problem in the forum.

Moderator: "use Google, there is an answer to your question"

Google only gives you a link to your own thread in the forum.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Any one else getting this crash? Edit: Don't worry guys I fixed it

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hah.. I used to search up an issue and see my own unanswered question on reddit as the first result. ಠ_ಠ

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I love it when the reason I'm the only one with the problem is that I didn't notice something extremely obvious that solves that problem. I'm an idiot and shouldn't be trusted with anything ever.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

for me when that happens, it usually turns out to be a simple but stupid mistake on my end

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Or: Plenty of people have the problem, but nobody has figured it out.

And: Stack Overflow agrees that this is a dumb thing to want to do, anyway.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Or it's a bug that was reported 5 years ago with 165 votes and somehow still not fixed

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This is currently happening to me and I hate it.

Something between linux kernel 6.2 (working) and 6.7 (broken) and all I have at best is a generic warning message that yields just a few results and all are unrelated.

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