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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I post on a little site called hexbear.com and It got all these libs on it, unknown to them I am not actually a liberal. I have been secretly drip feeding communist propaganda through their hasantent slop. Through the use of repeated key phrases such as treats and praxis I have turned the libs of hexbear into effective sleeper agents able to do kungfu backflips around the innate contradictions of their western leftist lifestyles. By years end we will have the vegans spouting pro-cannibalism propaganda to advance the operation of “eat porky”, we constantly monitor the absurdity and sincerity levels of posters, whenever absurdity levels are high we inject large amount of sincerepostings in order to internalize the absurdity as sincere, whenever sincerity levels are high we inject absurditypostings in order to make people focus less on their real problems and instead on the revolution which is a highly convoluted abstract concept that prevents the liberals from doing meaningful work to change things. Should the operation become compromised then operation “touch grass” is initiated which involves logging off and doing twelve hours of meditation to purge oneself of the cognitohazard memes consumed while owning the libs.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

By years end we will have the vegans spouting pro-cannibalism propaganda to advance the operation of “eat porky”

Ok but I've been telling people the only meat I really get an urge to chow down on is Jeff Bezos for years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I got recipes for spaghetti Boris-gnese and a variant on the American garbage plate I call Eton mess.