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[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is a guy who claimed he'd seen the headless corpses of 40 Israeli babies, in the wake of the Oct 7th attacks.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What if he's visually impaired and he's doing the visual version of nodding along when you can't hear someone? You never know!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a visual stutter! He needs to turn V-sync on.

Joking about this is just a reflex at this point. This is horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The stutter thing has always been ridiculous. Dude has been a politician long enough to oppose bussing. If he had a stutter he would have been sent to a Nitwik School like Frank from It's Always Sunny and banned from public service. People of his time would not vote for a dude with a stutter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

He did have a stutter at one point, there's archival video of it. But not any time in at least the last 30 years.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Of course he's visually impaired. He's 95 years old and he squints harder than Clint Eastwood

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The angle we're all missing here is that the government could have hacked said iPhone, letting Biden see the photos ahead of time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

I think he simply confused them with the time when he was rescuing babies during the holocaust as a navy seal.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So which is going to be libs? Biden is blatantly disregarding the lives of Palestinian children or its just his dementia acting up? Either admission is pretty damning.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

If there's one thing dementia prbly doesn't wipe out first, it's the memories that make you guilty as hell that you try to push ye down...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

biden-troll "ya seen one starving baby ya seen em all"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Listen Jack. I know when a brown boy is pulling some tomfoolery. I wasn’t born yesterday, jackass. You don’t think I can tell an image from CNN published 3 days ago? Just look at the time stamp at the bottom right corner!