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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

How about you quit beating it around my bush and tell me what you really mean

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Is that one of those things where you say one thing but fuck your mother?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

You know what they say, cum once, shame on you...cum twice, shame on me...uh...you can't cum three times in a row.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Never fuck a gift horse in the mouth

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

A dick in time saves nine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Ball smell that ends well