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The original was posted on /r/conspiracytheories by /u/Significant_Water_28 on 2023-08-16 18:22:50+00:00.
What if your pet is from a suprime intelligent species. But, it has grown to such a point. It's incapable of relaxing/having fun. They have the technology to place a restricted form of the species/s conciseness into a lesser being for recreation and rest with a full life cycle. The equivalent of a couple weeks holiday for us.
Your basically here to provide food and water for the users convenience. The drama you create is entertaining. But when your pet is back at work he thinks of you like we think of bartenders on holiday.