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The original was posted on /r/conspiracytheories by /u/chloeinmypocket on 2023-08-17 18:16:27+00:00.
onceler met granny norma in the original thneedville when he was selling his thneed around and they fell inlove and had alot of sex using the thneed for kinky shit then he got famous and ditched all his friends in thneedvillie and then when he chopped down the last tree he realised he had nothing left so he went back to thneedville and everyone hated him. granny norma was actually pregnant with the oncelers child which is TEDS MUM and then granny norma is like fuck u and leaves to the new thneedville with everyone else leaving the onceler alone. while the new thneedville is growing everyone is there including the oncelers family who hated him. the oncelers family were always about making business so mr ohare is actually a long lost brother and created ohare air to get back at the onceler and then ted is born and connected by fate he meets this ranga chick WHO IS ACTUALLY THE LORAX’S DAUGHTER which is why she loves trees then ted is connected by fate again to see the onceler who is his grandfather and then he wants to make the ranga girl happy by bringing her a tree. this sounds familiar? teds grandfather (the onceler) and the ranga chicks dad (the lorax) are all connected because of the universe and the trees are grown