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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

chugging soy sauce directly from the bottle until i piss boulders and have F cups

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you didn't see the "tr*p diet" meme from /fit/ and try to follow it rigidly to become the qt3.14 gf, Idk how to help ya shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That post was partially responsible for me drinking so much. I can't ever talk about it without it sounding like an unhinged fever dream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not to me meow-hug It's been living rentfree in my brain forever so I'm glad someone else recognises it, though I'm also sorry such a stupid shitpost contributed to that :/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It said that alcohol slowed down T production, so I drank a lot. I unironically followed that post in my younger years because 4chan brainrot. Glad to be past that era

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Even WORSE 4chan BrainrotI browsed /pol/ super frequently back in my 4chan days as a neurodivergent queer/trans person of color. My internalized oppression was cranked to 11 in the process.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I was talking to a coworker the other day about edemame and they told me that I shouldn't eat too much because soy feminizes you. I told him that if that was true there would be so many trans people gulping down soy it would make his head spin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Pueraria mirifica and red reishi gang stays ~~winning~~ in the hospital with liver necrosis sadness