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this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2024
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Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.
Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.
It looks 3D printed.
It is, have made, does not fit jumbo eggs without resizing.
Does anyone have this STL? I'm, ummm, asking for a friend.
Because it probably is
Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.
He's clearly got an egg holster right next to the Holy Sauce
real professionals keep an opened egg in their holster with the hot sauce already inside
Heck naw brother, we eat on Easter too, that IS related
Technology has gone too far
Ehhhhh....not far enough
It should also hold a magnum condom
An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!
It was the style at the time
That's even funnier in German because the German word for "eggs" ("Eier") is colloquially used as a synonym for testicles
In Spain too, eggs "huevos" is also used for testicles., but also "pelotas" (balls) is used. Direct for testicles also used cojones.
May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay
In case you run into a friend during a trying time
Taskmaster contestants: 👀
Feels like we need to combine this next gen eggnology with AI
Eggnology is my word of the day
Maybe it's cause there is no banana for scale, but that egg looks huge... like an ostrich egg.
This would be OP in Monster Hunter
Any recommendations for a good egg safe?
okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we're gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y'know
Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.
Frank Reynolds approves. 
Makes me want to throw it at cars
Eggcellent for egging Nazis on the streets