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[–] [email protected] 72 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well this was the dumbest man alive.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

RIP dumbass

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The fuck did he expect?

He even has a gun, backup 50 feet and shoot it from behind cover.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (3 children)

He knew it was there way before it fell down next to him. 5$ says he didn't have any bullets.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We didn’t spend millions of years evolving to throw shit at shit just to walk up and whack it with a club.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Well you and I may have gotten that memo, but he certainly didnt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Isn't that what you do when hardware just won't work?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't take that bet, otherwise he'd have shot at the drone when it was in the air.

I almost feel sorry for the wretched soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You misread my comment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

One can only imagine he thought he could disable it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The war could end tomorrow if the Ukrainians develop drones that are shaped like toilets

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Just leave washing machines rigged with IEDs around the countryside

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

Not only did he throw his AK at it, he missed. He would have been fine but then he went and picked up what looked like an RPG tube, tried again, and successfully demobilized himself.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Russian soldier repairs broken Ukrainian drone with innovative field method.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Well that is absolutely terrifying

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I've seen this in a lot of the Ukraine videos now, but what are these Russians fucking doing?

It seems less like an army, and more like a bunch of homeless crackheads camping out in some apocalyptic woods.

I'd always imagined warfare to involve a lot more organisation and advancing on the enemy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Well they're barely or not at all training a huge number of new ~~soldiers~~ canon fodder and barely equipping a lot of those. This idiot probably had like 1 magazine and a week of training.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I just imagined a monkey throw an AK at a missle that's lodged in the ground. And it was amazing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hey now, don't compare monkeys to the invaders, that's not fair to the animals, they can be quite smart