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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never not scroll to the bottom of this one. But honestly the singular best part of the entire site is the build-up towards a grand unification theory of carb-based foods...

The promise to "identify any food purely by the location of structural starch"...

The excitement at scrolling to see the first scientifically-accurate examples of toast...

And being greeted with this utter madness...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a delight, for sure.

Just wish I'd seen it sooner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This will only result in humans developing a split lower jaw, like some kind of monster from resident evil or some form of alien life. Oh god, the humanity!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Ptsch, that’s just a more complicated to way to eat 1.5 sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't an open face sandwich be the logical "first step"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thats how the russians typically made sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're also ones who possess the key to the sacred art of truly savoring a sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The secret is vodka and pickles right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No, it's from this old cartoon

When you eat sandwich the usual way - you mainly taste the bread. When eating russian sandwich (without top) upside down - you place meat, salami, sausage, cheese, etc. directly on your taste buds.

It is silly, but it does feel tastier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna try this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd like to make the point that following the guidelines outlined by cuberule, a stack containing a bread-like substance in between automatically becomes a cake instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Humanity has been enlightened by Flex Mex for at least ten years meow: https://youtu.be/GTwrVAbV56o

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fucking genius.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I want a hypercube ham and cheese

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That sandwich is lacking in ingredients

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Triangle vajaja

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is a Defqon.1 logo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A spherical sandwich is just a meat pie