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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i had to drive across town for a few medical appointments today and on the 45 minute drive home all i could think about was the username @[email protected]

i was practically singing it to myself rat-salute

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

how did i miss this notification rat-salute-2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I would never stand for the pledge.

But I'd sit on this one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Dangerously close to gachimuchi-posting