Major League Beaver

Wanna go clubbing?

Air Bud 22

Fig. 4 - A to-scale silhouette of an average professional baseball player next to a photograph of Babe Ruth.

Size comparison of an adult bat to illustrate why only infants are usable for the sport.

Drumstick assaulted by pro baseballer. News at 11.

Let me show you how far I can slug this fucker.

Pictured here: Preparations for Paleolithic Renaissance Fair Turkey leg stall.

The only defence against the common footsniffer is a bat to the nose.

OFF

Nodosaurus 2

Where's my money man?

This would have been Eddie if he had decided his evolutionary breakthrough was more protection instead of flying (Ice Age).